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username: dark slayer | ✉ ☏ 📷 |
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text: UN: hotgoss
I've got a funny story.
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reading this message with a large degree of discomfort. oh buddy.
oh, zulius. buddy. ]
Fae are beings, if stories are to be believed, that shouldbe avoided at all costs.
That was your first mistake.
Making them mad...
Zulius, what has happened?
...
I am not above killing fae in your honor.
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Well, they stole my people and you KNOW how I feel about that.
[He will consistently run right into hell to protect the people he loves, regardless of how unmatched he might be at the time. ]
Okay, so I had this DANCE COMPETITION, and it's ME, right? I have that in the BAG. I had a whole routine, an amazing outfit. I was a flunking shoe-in! But then they shot fireballs at me and threw me off my game and they gave me a seven!!
A SEVEN, Vergil!!!
[He needs you to understand how deep a wound this is, Vergil. He NEEDS you to GET it. He might never recover. ]
Anyway, I yelled at them for it and well-
[He's gonna attach a picture- it's him, but he's got iridescent butterfly wings on the zebra back.]
THAT happened?!!
Awwww, Babe, you're so good to me, wanting to fight for my honour, my hero. ❤️
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That sounds like plain sabotage.
[ but oh my god
frysquint.jpg is being engaged as he lifts the phone close to his face and zooms in
butterfly wings
those are
butterfly wings.... ]
...I may have to ask your permission to possibly say something that I am not sure how you will take it.
I do not feel it is an insult.
But I do not know how you will feel about it.
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I KNEW you would get it. I appreciate you so much RN, Babe. It was SO more than a seven.
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I guess you're just gonna have to roll the dice on that one, Honey.
[He promises NOTHING.]
1/3
2/3
3/3
Rather.
They suit you.
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Good answer, Babe.
You really think so? You don't think it's weird? I was kind of full up on extra limbs tbh and wasn't expecting to get MORE.
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For there to be a British dollar store suddenly next door to my very high-class shop.
For there to suddenly be a bear in one's house, eating the expensive dry ingredients out of one's pantry. For there to be a tiger on someone's roof, trying to hunt you for sport.
Growing a pair of butterfly wings--while most certainly odd--is harmless compared to most of the other things I could constitute as an emergency.
I watch you dress up and act for the stage or for fun. Some of your outfits are louder than butterfly wings.
...
My only worry now is having to modify some of your clothing to make room for them, if they are going to be always out and present.
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Awwwww! Thanks, Babe! I'm gonna go right ahead and take that as a compliment!
I mean, I already had to modify so much to work with the centaur bod. I can ask August, see if he can do anything for me.
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In comparison, this place is a madhouse.
It was a compliment. I will confirm your theory for you.
I am more than certain August will manage something. He's done quite a number of... fixes to some of my outfits as of recent to add a place to hook Yamato.
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You're so good to me. I'm gonna keep it in my Vergil Compliments box.
[Yes, he STILL has that.]
You mean almost every outfit you own so you can bring your sword places with you? Love that for you, tbh. It looks good on you.